Oct. 17, PHILADELPHIA, PA. About
a dozen people turn out, half of them strangers. Humbling, that people who
don't know me are actually reading my book. Learn valuable lesson: Never
try to conduct a reading after dog has been stuck in car for two hours
during rush hour, leaving no time for dinner kibbles or ball-chasing
before rushing into bookstore. Rosie spends entire reading whining,
circling podium, and begging for treats. Tries to hypnotize all humans
present: Give the dog the treats, giiiiive the doooooog the treeeeeeeeats....
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